Sebastian: *shrieks* It certainly looks like I am being raped by Grell.
Me: Oh. My. God.
Ciel: ...
Me: I'm speechless...
Sebastian: Unfortunately you aren't. But it is certain that tap dancing along with Grell does me poorly. Why the hell are we dancing when we are supposed to be fighting?
Ciel: I'm so thankful that this didn't happen with the whole Jack the Ripper thing. I would have taken the gun, and shot myself.
Sebastian: There goes my manliness.
Me: I think that everybody lost their manliness in this musical.
Sebastian: Well, Grell never had it in the first place.
Ciel: Where in the Queen's name am I in that scene?
Me: It's a good thing that you aren't there Earl! Imagine the shock of seeing Sebastian and Grell dancing together!
Sebastian: Egh, don't say that.
Ciel: What are you doing to my cane Sebastian?
Me: Pole dancing?
Ciel: ... I request a replacement after this.
Sebastian: Egh... That voice...
Me & Ciel: Definitely puberty.
Me: You are even higher than Grell's.
Sebastian: I don't understand the point of all this. Is it a fight scene or a love scene? I'm never going to be able to fight Grell again without having goose-bumps.
Ciel: You already get goose-bumps anyway.
Sebastian: ... I'll have even more than usual then.
Me: Oh good! They are fighting now.... Forget it, they went back to singing and dancing.
Sebastian: I can't watch anymore.
Me: HAHAHAHA that butt kissing butt from Grell is funny.
Sebastian: I wonder if I can quit as a demon. I don't want to see anymore shinigamis... EVER.
Ciel: ... Finally I appear!
Me: Oh! So it was a setup!
Ciel: Don't take that cane. Don't take that cane! Ew...
Sebastian: No need for exaggeration Bocchan.
Ciel: And there I go again. Thrown away like trash. So undignified.
Sebastian: Must get rid of extra baggage to be able to protect you my Lord.
Me: How... Contradictory.... Who the heck is that guy?
Sebastian & Ciel: *shrugs*
Ciel: Oh god. Why is the idiot couple there?
Me: Must admit that Agni and Soma appearing was random.
Sebastian: They are your friends Bocchan. And probably appeared at the mansion for your negligence towards them... Again...
Ciel: Tsk. They sure are annoying.
Me: Oh my god. Agni is like ULTRA thin! Freaky... Ah look! The guy with horns again!
Ciel: ... That flashback looks... Incredibly naughty...
Me: I suppose that it was about a person being stabbed. But the position they are in makes it look... Like...
Sebastian: Finally something that I enjoy.
Me: Oh my god. Stop that scene of the wall! It looks wrong!
Ciel: So tasteless.
Sebastian: *smirks*
Me: *blocks Ciel's eyes* Move on!!!
Ciel: Hey! You are not saving my eyes from more impurity. I am already dirty enough.
Sebastian: *moves head from one angle to another*
Me: Finally! Er... Freaked out much? Agh, more of the zombie thingies...
Ciel: It gets rather annoying...
Me: And even more zombie thingies...
Ciel: I'm going to start counting the times I put my left hand on the hip.
Sebastian: 32 and counting.
Me: Nice trick Sebastian!
Sebastian: Though I wouldn't have put the glove back on my hand. Blood is incredibly hard to wash off.
Ciel: Smart, he got rid of 'that' cane.
Sebastian: *sights* Bocchan...
Me: *shrieks* Sebastian is singing in English!
Sebastian: Well, we 'are' in England.
Me: Then why the heck is this musical not in English?
Ciel: Don't ask for miracles.
Me: *cries* Mouuu...
Ciel: Okay, Sebastian is singing in English but I'm not?
Me: Beats me.... Er... That was a rather intimate touch.
Ciel: Sebastian is always touching me like that.
Me: Is he now...
Sebastian: And Bocchan is always rejecting me.
Me: *snorts* Can't have it all, can we?
Sebastian: But this makes me look like a rejected lover or something.
Me: Awww, poor little Sebastian.
Ciel: With that position you would think like we are about to kiss or something.
Sebastian: We won't?
Ciel: ...
Me: Aww, look at Sebastian! Wanting to touch his contractor so much!
Ciel: Oh yes, that is sooo romantic.
Me: You are dripping with sarcasm...
Sebastian: I always believed that the best love stories have all tragic endings.
Me: Sadic.
Sebastian: *smirks* Don't we make the perfect couple?
Me: ... No comment.
Ciel: Oh good, it ended. I'm glad to be able to leave this torture. Sebastian, we shall be off.
Me: But--
Sebastian: Yes, my Lord.
Me: And wha-- Sheesh... They left me alone! *pouts* Oh well, time to stalk those actors! Maybe I'll get a change to grope one or two. See you all next time guys!
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